A downtrodden Homer seeks companionship at Moe's, however, he is quickly driven away for … At least there's one place I'm always welcome. Used by Film Roman in the making the series. I'm psychic. After being nagged by Marge, he is happy to meet a friendly contractor, voiced by Ray Romano. (ON VOICE SYNTHESIZER) I live here now. Yeah. Goodbye, college! Actually, the technical term is electroconvulsive therapy. Check 'Don't Fear the Roofer' translations into Spanish. Hey, Ray's here! Don't Fear the Roofer is the sixteenth episode of the sixteenth season of The Simpsons. Aw... What did he die of? What a nice surprise. It's after 6:00! I haven't seen this much melted cheese since I left my Billy Joel albums out in the sun. Oh! His truck's gonna come around the corner right now. Something like that. Well, I want to be, if you want to be. I get this. Don't worry, Marge. Hey, Homer! I've been tracking a tear in the fabric of space-time, which combined with airborne pieces of metal at Builder's Barn to create a miniature black hole. Um, A, either we have a super cell of high-pressure fronts, or B, God is bowling! Man: Whoo-hoo! Did you make enough for Ray? (SCOFFS) You're right, Marge. Ned, are you okay? You're looking at the new owner of the Little Caesars down the street. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Don’t_Fear_the_Roofer?oldid=41507. But my mower can't get much lower. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); One, two, three, four! I have 45 minutes to get ready for the prom! Condition: Very Good Sorry. This week, it's "Don't Fear the Roofer" from season sixteen. Marge doesn't approve of Homer's "Hot Wheels" gutter system and questions what type of father can't keep a roof over his family's head. (GROANS) Oh! Finally, a bar for men who like to drink and look at sexy women. When you're getting juiced, can you hold my turtle? I hope we're still friends. Hey, my name's Ray. We call them senior citizens. Goodbye, Ray! Oh, he turned a corner. I went through a lot of pain and suffering because of this "little misunderstanding.". I declare a nail war! Well, you were wrong. Okay, beat it! I see him again! Though The Simpsons airs … Professor Frink, what's the scientific explanation for this unusually severe thunderstorm? What are you doing? There's still one last thing that doesn't make sense. My stupid friends kick me out of their stupid party. You're looking at the new owner of the Little Caesars down the street. Ray would high five me. Also, gerontological studies have demonstrated that animal companions can slow the inevitable decline of... Yeah, okay, thank you. My new best friend! We've had that dog as long as I can remember. Do you see anyone here who isn't here? Ray'll be back any minute. What surprise? The Simpsons S 16 E 16 Dont Fear The Roofer. Pizza, pizza. But I can make funny sounds in your microphone. I guess I should look for roofers at poetry slams and yoga retreats. Hey, Homer! I found us a roofer last night. Hey, Homer. Where is he? Look, I don't know if I want a roofer who hangs out in bars. © 2000-2021 Forever Dreaming. Wow. Want a treat? (CHUCKLES) So Ray does exist? Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. (MUTTERS) So as I was saying, Homer, Mondays, 9:00, CBS. Everything impresses you. Woman: (SINGING) Do that to me one more time. Move your hand. I want to bring him back to life. Oh, Ray. I hate the way these things cut off. Do you see anyone here who isn't here? I wish I knew. Look through examples of Don't Fear the Roofer translation in sentences, listen to pronunciation and learn grammar. Everything impresses you. Not if those gutters aren't clean, you don't. Hey, I'm just saying, catch it while you still can. Light me up, Doc! Post your Comments or Review This page has been viewed 21 times this month, and 334 times total. Now. Sorry, Homer. I was gonna have my classmates over for a homework party. Well, his dandiness will slowly return with time. I went through a lot of pain and suffering because of this "little misunderstanding." Hey, Dad. I'm the first man ever to feel depressed in a bar. Wait. Help me, Ray! Something much more else. Someone who doesn't hate me, like Flanders and Bart. Flanders, you saw Ray on the roof with me! I found us a roofer last night. And share it with no one! That's easy. And, Ned, you didn't see me because I was hiding behind the chimney. Hey, I'm real sorry I never made it back yesterday. Kent Brockman here with Stormwatch 6. We're gonna visit Grampa. Man, I'm glad to be off that electroshock table. Now I see him again! High five! Read the sign, you prevert! Now all we need is an awesome theme song. Excuse us for a moment. All rights reserved. Not real. That teddy bear survived three safety recalls, but it couldn't survive you! It's true. Someday that bowl will overflow, and I'll be there. Yeah. Don’t Fear the Roofer. Well, you were wrong. (BOTH WHINING) You know, it's too bad. Check and mate. Next song. I don't hand out high-fives like Chiclets. Why did you start fixing our roof and then just disappear? I bake a cake shaped like Lenny's favorite barstool, and you wreck it! There's something else. That's what I like about you, Homer. Nah. But that's not true. I'm sure everyone's happier with Santa's Little Helper here to love them. Ray's gonna be here any minute. Hey, no problem. Now let's explore the improbable series of events that led to this amusing yet tragic farce. What's going on? Homer: D'oh! - I can't get my hand out! Uh, yeah, that's what I meant. High five! My family hates me. You know, son, my dad used to take me down to Johnson's Hardware. That's what I like about you, Homer. "Impresses," what a big word. - Don't fear. No enjoying it! (CHUCKLES) (LAUGHING) Well, he does seem happy here. (SNEEZES) That's not gonna happen. Hey, boy. Oh, sorry, Homer. I got my own problems. So why didn't you invite me? (GROANS) What am I doing here? Don't Fear the Roofer is the 16th episode of The Simpsons season 16. On account of my eye patch, I couldn't see Ray sitting at the bar. Deal. Um, A, either we have a super cell of high-pressure fronts, or B, God is bowling! I hurt someone else. I'm a contractor. I don't have to. (originally aired May 1, 2005) In another inaccurate marketing gimmick, FOX billed this show as the 350th episode, touting its big name guest star Ray Romano. Welcome to Knockers, hon. However, no one else can see him and Homer's insistence that the roofer does exist prompts everyone to think he has gone crazy (again). So what's Stephen Hawking doing here? But that's not true. It is original and used!!! (SCREAMS) (LAUGHING) (GROANS) (GASPS) Homer! With the balls and the pins and the rental shoes and the very bad cheese pizza that comes in squares. It's raining inside! I'll tell you what, let me get a few more supplies, (ALL CHEERING) Wait. S16E16: Don't Fear the Roofer. Ray, you know me better than anyone. The one what? So as soon as he feels loved, we're out of there. What? Huh? Also, gerontological studies have demonstrated that animal companions can slow the inevitable decline of... Why don't you go find a parade and rain on it? Views: 4 (LAUGHING) What's in the box? Oh... Oh! I wanted you to bring me the stack of tiles from the top shelf. Huh? Hey, I'm real sorry I never made it back yesterday. We only have time for a quick visit to Grampa. - Don't fear! BCDB Rating: "Don't Fear The Roofer" has not yet received enough votes to be rated. Someday that bowl will overflow, and I'll be there. Oh... Homer, come down for dinner. And when Marge asks what type of father can't keep a roof over his family's head, Homer tries to fix things up, but falls through the roof. To my new buddy! Ray's a figment of your imagination, Homer. Jump to: General, Art, Business, Computing, Medicine, Miscellaneous, Religion, Science, Slang, Sports, Tech, Phrases We found one dictionary with English definitions that includes the word don't fear the roofer: Click on the first link on a line below to go directly to a page where "don't fear the roofer" is defined. Hey, watch what you say about him! It was simply a reflection. Tell me, was the roof in good condition when you bought the house? He is, too! Old man Johnson knew everything about fixing stuff. I hurt someone else. (GRUNTS AFFECTIONATELY) (ALL CHEERING) Can we keep your dog, please? Old man Johnson knew everything about fixing stuff. (BOTH LAUGHING) (Ned) Hey, Homer! Both: Dad! You kids can relax. He was dead when I found him. When they built this place, he hung himself. (LAUGHING) We'll laugh! I wouldn't ruin a surprise for Lenny. Don't worry, honey. Don't worry, honey. Hmm. Don't worry, honey. Water flows down here, through the straightaway, a couple of wicked S-turns, around the loop of death, and out the mail slot. Views: 85 (MACHINE WHIRS) (ELECTRICAL CRACKLING) (SCREAMS) (HISSING) (BLABBERING) How you feeling, sweetie? I got standards. (WHIMPERING) Homer, that's just to bite on, not to eat. This ain't for you, sweat stain. Sorry, Kent. They'll all be sorry when I invent the world's best-tasting cola. Right now! Hey, I'm real sorry I never made it back yesterday. We couldn't tell you ahead of time because you'd spill the beans. It's a surprise party for Lenny thrown by his closest friends. (BOTH CHUCKLING) (Hawking) Badda-bing, badda-boom. Pizza, pizza. Tomorrow morning you buy some shingles and fix that roof yourself! D'oh! It's true. Sorry about that, pal. Oh... Oh! (GRUNTS) I am so sick of hearing about that stupid, unreliable Ray, who, by the way, I have never even met! Let me go! Why aren't you fixing the roof? (BLABBERING) You can only see from my point of view. Discover The 138th Simpsons Podcast 79: S16 E16 - Don't Fear the Roofer. October 9, 2012 ~ Mike! It means you have to fix the roof. Once is never enough with a man like you Next song. Uh, yeah, that's what I meant. Nope. D'fhéach 11.92 milliún duine ar an eipeasóid. And why is the hole in the roof even bigger? (WHIMPERS) (DOOR SLAMS) (BOTH LAUGHING) Ah, that's Ned Flanders. Oh, look! That's a very bad sign. I mainly bought this house for the view. It's been so long since I've been with someone who doesn't know what a selfish pig I am. But I can make funny sounds in your microphone. Look, I don't know if I want a roofer who hangs out in bars. Bart saw him at the Builder's Barn. It's a surprise party for Lenny thrown by his closest friends. I guess I should look for roofers at poetry slams and yoga retreats. Edit Clip Timeline Auto-GIF. (It's Ray Magini, in orange shirt and black trousers and black boots) Ray: I haven't seen this much melted cheese since I left my Billy Joel albums out in the sun. (CHUCKLES) Kidding! Knockers on Route 98. Well, I'm not worried. Right now! This anomaly interposed itself between Homer and Bart causing a gravitational lens, which absorbed the light reflected from Ray the roofer. Oh, that's it! Hot Wheels to the rescue! Just a licensed and bonded roofer. Hey, Dad. I found us a roofer last night. You felt lonely and unappreciated, so you made him up. I mainly bought this house for the view. (PANTING) (SQUEAKING) (SCREAMING) You know, Homer, I let a lot of things slide. Oh, kids, I heart you, too. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. And, Ned, you didn't see me because I was hiding behind the chimney. Under one condition. (LAUGHS) There you have it. His truck's gonna come around the corner right now. 16 Don't Fear the Roofer A major thunderstorm hits Springfield, and Marge demands that Homer fix their leaking roof. Let me know if you see anything you like. (GRUNTS) (GROANS) Hey, no one calls me a monster and questions my existence! (LAUGHING WEAKLY) (GASPS) What? Uh! I was gonna have my classmates over for a homework party. Although, to be honest, I did enjoy lying down. We can't begin his treatment soon enough. Someone who doesn't hate me, like Flanders and Bart. That's a given. Don't Fear the Roofer: | | "|Don't Fear the Roofer|" is the sixteenth episode of the |sixteenth season|... World Heritage Encyclopedia, the aggregation of the largest online encyclopedias available, and the most definitive collection ever assembled. I bet the old people will be acting like young people, like in those cell phone ads everyone hates. (BARKING) Oh, he must smell leftovers. Pizza, pizza. Not too long. I woke up to find an owl eating a mouse on the pillow next to me. Marge, write that down so we can have it at home. Pizza, pizza. It first aired on the Fox network in the United States on May 1, 2005, and guest-stars comedian Ray Romano and physicist Stephen Hawking. Why don't you go find a parade and rain on it? But now my refreshments are ruined. Well, Homer, I could make it up to you. What's going on? Well, I want to be, if you want to be. Come on, kids. Okay, kids. He's not coming back! Ray's not gonna like that. » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » S » The Simpsons. With the balls and the pins and the rental shoes and the very bad cheese pizza that comes in squares. I'll just sit over here until you stop being mad at me. (SHIVERING) (SHAKILY) Now. I'm no marriage counselor. F.D. But recent historical evidence indicates that Robin Hood did not actually exist. (GASPS) Ray, will you help me fix my roof? Actually, the technical term is electroconvulsive therapy. That's right. Look, I just came down with a case of shingles. (SIGHS) You have to understand. Then it's the yard's problem. Lisa: My hamster! I saw you talking to yourself. Somebody owes me big. They say everybody loves that guy, but I don't get it. Sorry, that button sticks. Mine. (HOMER SNORING) Homer! Pizza, pizza. Oh, sorry, son. Much better. I'm gonna pet you raw! No, thanks. Pizza, pizza. Metacritic TV Episode Reviews, Don't Fear the Roofer, Springfield is experiencing an unusually strong thunderstorm, and the rain is causing … Not if those gutters aren't clean, you don't. The bartender at Knockers! High five! It was all in your mind. Huh? (GULPING) Hey, hey, hey! Don't go. Hey, you want to split this? This says my kid attempted something. Don't Fear The Roofer (2005) Season 16 Episode F70190- The Simpsons Cartoon Episode Guide. You did when I validated your parking. (CHUCKLES) Gee, I thought my vision was perfect, and here I was worshipping false eyeballs. Plota Táirgeadh Tagairtí Oh! (SPUTTERING) (GASPS) Homer, do something about this leak. Chraol an séú heipeasóid déag, "Don't Fear the Roofer", den séú sraith déag The Simpsons ar an 1 Bealtaine 2005.Scríobh Kevin Curran an eipeasóid seo. Oh! When they built this place, he hung himself. "The Simpsons" Don't Fear the Roofer (TV Episode 2005) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Well, he'd better high five our roof! (ALL LAUGHING) That's right. I think that means six more weeks of autumn. Yeah, absolutely. I don't have to. We'll let you go when you admit there is no Ray Magini. Can't anybody see him? When you're getting juiced, can you hold my turtle? Yes, he does. (CHUCKLES) (LAUGHING MANIACALLY) Oh, man. Then you can just look at the portrait I painted of him. Look, I just came down with a case of shingles. All right. Woman: (SINGING) Do that to me one more time. Yeah, we're all crooks. I don't have a friend in the world. Fine, I admit it. - Don't fear, Michael. 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