Hasan bhai! Im like, Yo, kick rocks! I go play tetherball. Hasan sits down with the Armchair Expert to discuss feeling overwhelmed by the balance of life and work and the effect of trends and forces in his life. Its difficult to get in this country. Its done. Its March Madness for nerds. So for her first birthday, he wanted it to be special. Davis, what's up? Directed by: Christopher Storer And then immediately behind my mom, is this little br0wn girl with a mushroom cut. Youre my white prince., Dont you realize what happened in that moment? 720p.WEB 1080p.WEB WEB: same quality as BluRay Download Subtitles. Youve got to ease your way in. He saw the blue BMX bike I wanted. So my dad marries my mom, they come to the States, they have me, in Davis, California, but my mom has to go back to India to finish up med school. Br0wn Mr Miyagi, just, like, not saying a word. The church whitewashed them. Lets see what the internet is saying about me. I redefined political satire and comedy. He was brought up in a conservative Muslim home; unlike with other comedians, you can sense the eternal good kid. Boom! Youre not funny. Hey, man, by any chance do you know how many pizza sliders you get in a box for just ten bucks? [laughter] Nine! Is it true you can mix and match up to three ways? [laughter] Yes, three. Want to audition for The Daily Show? Thats not a question. Come to New York. Fuck. This has, um This has been a very good year for me. Not this guy. Theyre a clich. Cool. Hey, stay for dinner. We just had br0wnies, but okay. Were sitting there at the dinner table. Younger siblings, you guys are worthless. Get into Stanford.. You bring nothing to the table. Were family. Im like, No, thats on you and Mom. In his story about his high school prom date, Minhaj used the pseudonym "Bethany Reed" instead of her real name to protect her identity. All the laughs aside, the stories that Hasan Minhaj narrates about growing up and becoming the person he is today are deeply vulnerable and painfully honest. They love them. Hasan, be brave. Its a very beautiful poem. Come on, Dad. And he has all this scruff on his face. Shes like, Hasan bhai, why dont you take it out? And as an elder brother, I felt entitled to that bike. And I know 9/11 is a super touchy subject. I can imagine being a father, missing your daughters first steps, her first time saying Dada Thats a hard thing. Youre going to be on The Daily Show. I run outside. But we had those first secrets. His age is apparent throughout the specialboth in the cultural references scattered throughout (including a decent impression of the rapper Drake, several uses of the catchphrase YOLO, a mention of being #blessed), and in the way he youthfully leaps and bounds across the stage while telling his stories. God made Black saints. Hey, audition for The Daily Show. I submit a tape. His story may be different than yours, but were all here together in, as Minhaj describes it, this fair and lovely world., Homecoming King I dont want to marry! Log kya kahenge! Why? Its good people and bad people. [laughter] I dont want to be a doctor! Log kya kahenge! No! Now everybodys looking at me so Ive got to improvise. Does the Catholic Church really believe women are people? [laughter] What about Mr Rengatramanajananam? Shes like, I hit it off with this guy. The Circus: Inside the Greatest Political Show on Earth: Season 8, The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power: Season 1, Link to Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer. 2021 Scraps from the Loft. Were doing integrals. Shes like, Everybody has been asking why we didnt go. Im like, Uh Racist Randy wants that red sauce. Your brain can be racist, but your body will just betray you. I cant tell you how blue it is. And my dad It was her first birthday in the US. Oh, my God, Rajesh Rengatramanajananam, give it to me right now. This show is awesome! , and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes. I can be me! So Im going back and forth. I was like, Are we getting married? The pendulum swings back and forth for me. I guess I like acoustic guitar. You should do that. Youre like, Whats the difference? I said, Wait, let me walk you out. So Im walking her out. Steve Carell, John Oliver, Sam Bee, Jason Jones, Ed Helms, Steven Colbert and me? Two very different parishes point to divisions in the church. I wish I could tell 18-year-old me, Hey, man, dont let this experience define you. Im picking up soda and Im like, Ah! Dont do that. Im going to live forever! Then I would trip on my Velcro shoes and I would drop the soda and it would explode. Thats the nicest Ive ever been dressed, playing Mario Kart. And I dont know why I get to Kaiser and run upstairs. and the Hes been slapped on camera. Im supposed to be her big brother, help her navigate the American dream and protect her. You understand? A lot of time. They won't be able to see your review if you only submit your rating. I see you getting mad. In the photo hes like, You had better get all As. Like, lets be real. Youre never going to get married. And Im standing there on that doorstep. Nothing. He invites the audience into some of the most intimate moments of his existence, letting us relive his confusion, joy, anger, and hurt. We put that in our car. Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester (2022) - full transcript Features comedian Hasan Minhaj as he shares his thoughts on fertility, fatherhood, and freedom of speech by discussing some of his recent life events. Spray on the Michael Jordan cologne. Bethany, comma, enter. Youre good. You knew how hard it was for me, and then I was so insecure at that age that I couldnt date another white person, because I was afraid of not being able to be with them, because of the color of my skin. Youre going to die, so put it on the tombstone. Soul cycle, yoga, then Zee TV. Theyre like, Oh, this is a cartoon Ganesh. I put on the JC Penney suit. Be like this, dude. The producer answers the door: Audition with me. Oh, you couldnt go to prom with a white girl? Mrs Reed opens the door. I think about it all the time. The same year, he wrote Minhaj's speech for the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner. And while its a deeply personal show that relies on Minhajs unique experiences, the show still feels universal. 22nd Ave Pompano Beach, Fl. Im doing that right now. I listen to NPR. Stop imagining her having sex with Rajesh Rengatramanajananam. Turn left. It is amazing. Let me know when youre in New York. To which I reply, abso-f*cking-lutely. Now, against the advice of my therapist I go on Facebook, because she has a public profile. I can be an Indian ghostbuster. I put on a Salwar Kameez. Weve all been there. Sign this. I sign this waiver that clears the hospital of liability if something happens to my dad. I had to bring it back here. Society for Partners in Development | Est: 1991 | Founder: Thupten Gyalpo Lama CDO Reg# 102/048/049 | SWC# 2965 | Tax ID# 301768751 We go from New York, Chicago, to Nashville to LA. Your son just won the Scripps National Spelling Bee. Because Ive played all my cards. I was very emo. I put on my Ghostbusters proton pack. By opting to have your ticket verified for this movie, you are allowing us to check the email address associated with your Rotten Tomatoes account against an email address associated with a Fandango ticket purchase for the same movie. I love you. Walk in there and just own it. I was like, Its about to go down. Saddam Husseins a Ghostbuster? Yeah, Im a br0wn Ghostbuster. I bet you, when Mahatma Gandhi told his parents he was going to liberate India, even they were like, Log kya kahenge! I cant do Seinfeld and Curb. Compromise? Phone Number (954)-871-1411. Because you guys are at home, just swiping for love, and complaining. [laughter] I wish I had said, Fuck that, Im going to the dance. I didnt. Made for a better tweet though. You dont deserve so much choice. Were getting soft. I need you. Ah, you kill me!, Thats the way our parents are, right? I have a personality. Where do you think you got that from, dummy? Why is it every time the collateral damage has to be death, for us to talk about this? Listen, I would love to give you some tix, but were going to be taking a lot of photos tonight, and I dont think youd be a good fit. Send that shit! Lets move on to Aisha., One day I get an email from my manager. We decide to move in together. Pieces of glass get caught in my arm. He goes, Hasan, Im mad at you. I know, I kissed a girl. Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King Photos View All Photos Movie Info Genre: Comedy, Stand-up Director: Christopher Storer Release Date (Streaming): May 23, 2017 Runtime: 1h 12m Cast & Crew Hasan. She saw me doing this shit in the street. Patriot Act. So Im telling him stories about my life, hes telling me stories about his. Thank you. How many letters are in Rajesh Rengatramanajananam? Coming Soon. Are you kidding me? She does mergers and acquisitions now. Ten bucks. Thats when I realized theres a generational gap between us and our parents. What does it mean? Its a term of endearment in my culture, meaning brother. You claim that shit on your own terms. With his new Netflix standup special, Homecoming King, Hasan Minhaj proves his winning streak is no fluke. Were the rappers that made it. Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 2017 Action / Comedy / Documentary. But you know whats great? And I stuck my landing like a Russian gymnast. We can choose what we want to adhere from the motherland. I wanted to say that. Your email address will not be published. Im about to pop a wheelie. And now Mrs Reeds like, Hey, honey, we know so much about Bethany, but we dont know anything about you. Mom walks through. Princess from here down, Toad from here up. And that beautiful blue BMX bike Bam! But Hasan [speaking Hindi] [speaking Hindi, voice becomes more insistent] Hasan, you have to be brave. Youre doing comedy now. La Quinta Inn! I would love to hear that story., Tell me more. What? He would check to see if the coast is clear and hed slap the shit out of me. But Homecoming King, the Netflix comedy special by Hasan Minhaj, is anything but traditional. Remember how I told you that immigrants love secrets? Coming Soon. This just rubs off. Were sitting there. Never happened. Thats the price we pay for being here. Thats when I was like, We really are from two different generations. BMX bikes aside. But tonight is one of those nights We have a lot of family back home in Nebraska and were going to be taking photos, so we dont think youd be a good fit. You have to be brave, his father urged. Never happened. Batman is white. Shwarma time! I love that so much. But opting out of some of these cookies may affect your browsing experience. Rajesh Rengatramana How does she make love? Walk in there, be cool. You realize my parents physically never saw each other? Us. I hear a voice. I jump off, I somehow land, I get on my bike. Isnt that how all this stuff happens? Pakistan was created because of this reason. I know, but I convinced my dad. He served as an associate producer for the Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King special, released on Netflix in May 2017. But on that night, September 12th, it was the first night of so many nights where my familys loyalty to this country was under attack. No. No, I want to know more about you. Why? Youve seen this on TV. She closes her book. Hasan Minhaj ( / hsn mnh ( d) / HUSS-n MIN-hahzh, -hahj; [a] born September 23, 1985) is an American comedian, writer, producer, political commentator, actor, and television host of Indian descent. Fox News has taught me that. Because when it happened, everyone in America felt like their country was under attack. Dont mind if I do. Thats a big hand. I get to the door, open the door, then I hear, Hey, Hasan! Shes sitting outside. Shes going to tell Dad. Lets focus on whats important here. And youre like, Everybody loves me. Its such bullshit, right? We go, Ah, Biju got slapped on his birthday! And thats what makes us tough and resilient. Take the ring, Sam. The movie is done in eight minutes. Any cookies that may not be particularly necessary for the website to function and is used specifically to collect user personal data via analytics, ads, other embedded contents are termed as non-necessary cookies. I could have been like, Dad, fight me. What? 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