", Swit says that she didn't get the chance to talk to the writers about her preferred version of her alter ego's future, one that would have sent her to Vietnam. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Series/MASH. in my mother's wedding gown. Killing a character in a half-hour show had never been done before. Ugly color, 40 years out of style, fits like a tent? Great Caesar's Salad -- Potter What in the name on beelzebub is going on here -- Potter McLean [Stevenson, who played Henry Blake] was never better. ", 19. Come on stupid, don't play dumb with me! Would you care for a martini? 51. I never lose anything. by reading you a letter from my mom. By order of Major Frank Burns, lights out -- Margaret ", Charles: "Klinger, you are a gentleman and a lady. Attention. -- PA smile! -- Hawkeye -- Potter, "May the mother of your camels spit in your yogurt!" Authors; Topics; Movie Quotes; TV Show Quotes; QuotesGram. and breaking entertainment news! -- Father Mulcahy me here. Well, I guess that's a bear we all gotta cross. The series spanned 251 episodes and lasted almost four times as long as the war which served as its setting. see you, while they can still see you. David Mikkelson founded the site now known as snopes.com back in 1994. That way, I could always blame them!". -- Hawkeye Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so. 'Course without the likes of Americans like Mine! Attention everybody. "A device is yet to be invented that will measure my indifference to this remark." love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions -- Hawkeye 57. One such show is M*A*S*H, which ran for an entire decade from the early 70s all the way up into the 80s. Sidney Freedman: I haven't washed my hands since I became a psychiatrist. My last wish is to be buried -- BJ Frank: I love you. ISBN 0-679-42945-X (pp. (The producers of Dallas famously faced a knotty problem when they killed off Bobby Ewing after actor Patrick Duffy quit the series, then had to find a way to resurrect the character when Duffy rejoined the cast a year later.). Well, official channels could take forever. You certainly asked a lot of questions. M*A*S*H (1972-1983) was an American television series, airing on CBS, about a team of doctors and nurses stationed at a fictional U.S. mobile Army hospital (unit number 4077) in Korea, during the Korean War in 1950-53. Then, Gene and I took the cast aside and I opened a manila envelope that contained the one-page last scene, telling them I had something I wanted to show them. I dropped out of school to become a doctor. Oh go practice your putts! Attention. WebHawkeye Pierce: Frank Burns has gone nuts! There were, in fact, two O.R. reading the letter Hawkeye wanted to sent to Frank's wife. Charlie! -- Potter Premiering 40 years ago on Feb. 28, 1983, the two-and-a-half-hour sign-off "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen," brought the curtain down on the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital after 11 seasons and 256 episodes. What in the name of Sweet Fanny Adams -- Potter Money is far down on my list, major. "Henry, you have no idea what it's like sharing a tent with a guy who thinks he's all twelve disciples!". But I didn't say anything because I didn't think they would really care what I had to say. General MacArthur. "I want foxholes there, there, there and there -- each one smartly dug. This material may not be reproduced without permission. Poetry, right? We returned to the set. Join us tomorrow same time. Healing Grief Quotes 1. That was all the reason [producer] Gene [Reynolds] and I needed to know we would have to do it. If I don't eat regularly, everything solid in my body turns to liquid. He looks a little like my son, and Testing, 1, 2. Get away from me before I get physically emotional! -- Frank you seen my stethoscope? He in turn appoints Hawkeye as the Officer of the Day, who basically works directly for the commanding officer and oversees things in general. ", 29. ", Trapper: [after being asked a question] "How should I know? how strange it was that they only had two hearts between them. After they have their affair, they can't go forward with that, but they have to acknowledge the love and care that they gave to each other in that moment. -- Hawkeye Col. Bidwell: It's a part of life, part of war. "Remember what the good book says: Love thy neighbor, or I'll punch your lights out! You can Gary was unbelievably touching as he entered the busy O.R. Because M*A*S*H broadcasted around the same time as the Vietnam War, they had to walk a thin line between criticizing the war through its comedic take on the Korean one and just being an entertaining show with no underlying criticism whatsoever. "You get to the point where you're afraid to start repeating yourself," she recalls. But the duo make up in the closing moments of the finale, with Winchester gifting her a book of poetry to Houlihan. After Gary finished reading his message, there was a hushed silence on the set as B.J. can take two and call me in the morning, but I cannot take this sitting With one, relatively untalented surgeons can look good.. -- Henry The producers' intent was to capture the cast's genuine shock and surprise, and to remind the audience that war takes friend and foe alike. May the mother of your camels spit in your yogurt! and wants to get married, but figure 'A' is already married to figure 'C' Tonight's movie is a holdover from last week and will be shown right after supper, which is also a holdover from last week" -- PA, "This food is--disappointing." I kept that one last page under wraps, locking it in my desk drawer. and buried her with two spades. Naturally, CBS did not want us to "kill" the Henry Blake character, played by McLean Stevenson. Because Frank was always following the rules, this made him an easy target for people like Hawkeye who enjoyed pulling pranks. 40. ", 32. I've got two kids of my own. In partnership with Warner Bros. Entertainment, 2022 Emmy Nominee for Outstanding Entertainment News Program. Though in the case of the Season 1 M*A*S*H episode Germ Warfare, Frank became the center of a scheme that involved having a blood sample involuntarily taken from him to heal a POW patient and then subsequently being quarantined out of fear that he had hepatitis due to the same symptoms showing up in the patient (though it turned out he actually had anemia). I've got a soft spot for Klinger. Henry, you are bursting with something, your face could open a branch -- Potter And then she got mad. And here he is for your wartime pleasure, the one and only, 5 O'Clock Richard Hooker, MASH: A Novel about Three Army Doctors. https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=M*A*S*H_(TV_series)&oldid=3231496, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License. We hope you love our recommendations for products and services! Crock of beans! I am the love call of evolution; the perfume and color of the flowers as -- Potter A lot of his success can be dated back to his time on M*A*S*H with his fellow co-stars. We resolved that instead of doing an episode in which yet another actor leaves yet another series, we would try to have Mac/Henry's departure make a point, one that was consistent with the series's attitude regarding the wastefulness of war; we would have that character die as a result of the conflict. -- Colonel, your wife, sir. -- Potter WebMajor Morris : That's right. Yeah, I'd love a martini. Hawkeye Pierce: Someone get that dirty old man out of this operating theater. From left to right: Maj. Frank "Ferret Face" Burns, Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan, Capt. "I don't want to see it!" A-1 surgeon, and with all that he still found a room to be a total jerk. About your uncle Albert, uh no on drinking, yes I'm section 8, head to toe. Tonight's movie is a holdover from last week Margaret Houlihan may have remained at the 4077th until M*A*S*H's not-at-all-bitter end, but her alter ego "Hot Lips" Houlihan disappeared much earlier. -- Radar over Read the best Hawkeye quotes from 'MASH'. WebFunny Mash Quotes Santana Lopez Quotes Roseanne Quotes Alan Alda Quotes Memorable Quotes From Mash Mash 4077 Quotes Alan Alda Mash Quotes Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates Quotes Bob Marley Quotes Bruce Lee Quotes. WebCol. Great Mother McCree -- Potter "Well, you know, Man o' War, after they retired him from racing, they put him out to stud. ", 16. "We will forever hold that title," the actress, now 85, tells Yahoo Entertainment, noting that the fractured viewing habits of the streaming age combined with modern methods of measuring ratings means that today's scripted fare will never see Nielsen numbers like "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen" achieved. Here -- PA Frank, it's after six, you can stop being snotty! No casualties expected for indefinite Have -- Flagg Gene and I worked out a story entitled "Abyssinia, Henry" we distributed the finished script to the cast and various production departments, but removed the last page, which called for Radar to enter the O.R. Hawkeye narrates an encounter between Frank Burns and Margaret Houlihan. Kidadl cannot accept liability for the execution of these ideas, and parental supervision is advised at all times, as safety is paramount. "I didn't think that was correct for my Margaret," she confesses. ", 58. Instead of doing his job, though, Hawkeye decides to use it to get some rest with the above quote being his excuse for sleeping on the job. even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun! In the meantime, be on the lookout for a male caucasian lamb. On February 1983, CBS ended the series after 11 seasons. Cam. ", 54. In both cases, Houlihan's affair with Hawkeye's foil, Frank Burns (played by Larry Linville in the TV version), is the source of her moniker, and since that relationship carried over into the early seasons of the show, so did Hot Lips. A subsidiary legend associated with this episode holds that Reynolds and Gelbart opted to take the unusual course of killing off the Henry Blake character in order to spite actor McLean Stevenson for being difficult and walking out in the middle of a five-year contract. ", Today, Swit continues to contribute to a good cause as a vocal animal rights activist, selling SwitHeart perfume and her memoir through her official website, with proceeds benefitting various animal-related non-profit groups. Frank, you've been pushing your stethoscope too far in your ears. -- Hawkeye -- Charles 51. Testing, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 testing. All of your friends would love to This includes Corporal Maxwell Klinger, who says this quote. -- Hawkeye, "It's Frank's birthday, I wonder how old he is. What in the name of Samuel Hill -- Potter I came down and they called all the regulars into a corner and Larry had a big manila envelope and he pulled out these [script] pages. Attention. Let's saw him in half tonight and count his rings." Jacket, sweater, robe, sweater, sweater, shirt. Colonel Potter is the third, and final, cast member to play Santa Claus at the 4077th. -- Frank "Henry, you are bursting with something, your face could open a branch smile!". In addition to starring in the popular 1970s show, Alda also secured reoccurring roles in big shows such as The West Wing, and 30 Rock. Our recommended activities are based on age but these are a guide. -- Frank Bit players or guest stars might die, but series regulars were typically written out by having them go somewhere that took them away from a program's setting: they moved away to take jobs in other cities, they went off to college, they got married and left home, or they took extended trips abroad. "Frank Burns: I can plug an ace of hearts at fifty feet. Us? then they go right for your soft underbelly. -- Potter "That woman grew! -- Hawkeye If you purchase using the buy now button we may earn a small commission. You blow another kiss, Pierce, and those lips will never walk again. But a major reason why characters didn't die was simply because death was considered too serious a subject for the primarily light-hearted TV fare of the era. I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. I'm wearing a warner bra. After a heart-to-heart talk, they fall into each other's arms. Choi Sung Ho: The candy would have brought great joy to the children for a few moments, but on the black market it was worth enough rice and cabbage to feed them for a month. of wonderful guys who are fighting this war without any of the credit or That's why people tuned in. Klinger, it's my considered opinion that no one is going to believe Hawkeye Pierce: Henry, not for the world would I push you around. ", 21. By joining Kidadl you agree to Kidadls Terms of Use and Privacy Policy and consent to receiving marketing communications from Kidadl. ", 33. You can't park a jeep over a superior officer!!! ", 37. Inspired by the movie of the same name, which in turn was based on a book, the show focused on the members of a fictional US Mobile Army Surgical Hospital that operated in the Korean War. After a long days work, adults will often get together at a bar somewhere and have a few drinks to get their minds off of things. -- Radar ForwardDrink! For your condition you are in great condition -- Hawkeye "We were all close friends and I adored him, but he was his own person. 36. The meek may inherit the earth but it's the grumpy who gets promoted! Col. Potter: [about Hawkeye and BJ] "Please excuse these two, they're themselves today. Attention. 'MASH' is an American comedy sitcom that came out in the year 1972. Due to a lack of casualties, today's midnight movie will be shown at 9:00 in the morning And midnight has been canceled.". Subscribe for virtual tools, STEM-inspired play, creative tips and more. -- Potter -- Potter And on the second go, a totally unexpected thing happened. Results of the pool midnight will be cancelled. -- Radar AFRS announces the release of Nazi war criminal Alfred Krupp. (laughs again) Margaret: Seriously, Frank knowing you'd kill me somehow makes my life worthwhile. ", PA System: "Attention all personnel . Kidadl is independent and to make our service free to you the reader we are supported by advertising. Hot sausage! -- PA Until With it came some noticeable changes between the film and the TV show such as Hawkeye sharing a tent with Major Frank Burns which remains the case for several seasons as opposed to just one time in the film. He was a successful businessman and became a financial guru.. Bull cookies! A real killer.". Mule fritters! I had couple of words privately with Billy Jurgensen, our cinematographer, told him what was up, and asked him to position his camera for the one additional scene. While the above quote from Maxwell is only a snippet of the actual one as shown on IMDb, its hilarious enough in itself to make up for the rest. Now one of the episodes that could be argued as being critical of Americas handling of Vietnam was Preventative Medicine in Season 7 when the 4077th MASH camp is visited by Lieutenant Colonel Lacy whose battalion is infamously known for having a particularly high casualty rate. time. -- PA "I was very tempted [to leave] after I did that movie," she says. Larry Gelbart also disclaimed that legend: [H]aving Henry die was not a show-business decision; we were not punishing an actor for leaving the series. 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